And I am sad.
I am one of the few women-who-love-men who loves them with beards. I mean look at this mug...
Who wouldn't love this? And look at those tattoos. Mmmm... That is a fine specimen of a human male. Seriously though, he's really good looking.
He hates growing a beard. He likes having one... but the process of getting to beardage is frustrating for him.
I wouldn't understand this since I don't shave my face. I hardly shave my legs. Only when they're going to be seen in shorts in the summer. Other than that I just let it go. I know it's gross but I don't care. It's a lot of work and EXPENSIVE to shave all that skin and so I just go all furry. The longest I went was October to January of 08-09 without shaving.
Anyway... now that I've totally grossed everyone out, let's get back to the beard...
But seriously... look at that beard. Awesome, right? Apparently Boyfriend doesn't think so.
Weirdo.
Okay... so here's the truth: I mostly love the beard because when he doesn't have one he only shaves every 4 days or so and his hair is really prickly!! And it hurts to kiss him. I much prefer kissing with the beard. It's way less painful for both parties involved. Also, his stubble gets caught on my hair when I lean on him and when it's longer it doesn't do that so much.
So everyone go tell him that he needs to grow his beard back and he should be grateful that his woman love it. Because most of his friend's wives threaten to not kiss their husbands if they have facial hair.




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