Thursday, October 7, 2010

On my dresser, ottoman, hanging on the chair, passenger's side of my car...

Dear America,

I am here to inform you that when I come home from a long day of school, I like to put my purse on my dresser in my room. Or ottoman. Or my desk. Or hanging on one of the chairs in the dining room. Also when I'm driving I like to have it in the passenger's seat.

With this information you have a very important task. Apparently if every woman on facebook posts similar ideals on their status' as well breast cancer will go away.

So go, America! Go and take this tender bit of information with you and solve this horrible crisis!!


P.S. In all seriousness, go and learn more http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/

3 comments:

  1. hi, my name is thom and i don't get this.

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  2. Girls on facebook have been sending around a message to just each other saying they should post their status where they like to hang their purse... but they're only supposed to post the "on the chair" part so it will sound sexual. It's to raise awareness for breast cancer, but I find it to be utterly stupid and I don't understand how it will really make a difference. This is my parody.

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  3. gotcha. yeah, i don't see how that has anything to do with breast cancer.

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